Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 24, 2009
September 23, 2009
September 25, 2009
Transcript:
Pig says, "What are you doing, l'il Guard Duck?" Guard Duck says, "Checking my ad on craigslist, sir. I'm thinking about quitting the military and getting a civilian job. But no one's responded to my ad yet, sit, and I don't know why." Violent, emotionally-unstable duck with rocket-propelled grenade launcher seeks desk job, preferably around other people." Guard Duck says, "Perhaps they're anti-duck."
legoguy77 about 12 years ago
perhaps their against violent, emotionally unstable people with RPGs.
Cuddleman over 11 years ago
Ya think?
KZ71 over 10 years ago
It’s all in the resume.
aardvark86au about 8 years ago
Sounds like senior management material to me.
Darth Revan II about 4 years ago
Why aren’t they hiring guard duck? I would. He would be my demolitions expert in my quest to conquer the galaxy.
ILoveMyDucks over 3 years ago
I was born when this strip came out! And guard duck is my favorite character so that’s awesome
alantain over 1 year ago
You can be my bodyguard! I feel safer if my protection is potentially lethal.