Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 06, 2009

Transcript:

Pig Writes, "Dear tooth fairy, I lost a tooth. Please pay me or I will be sad." Rat says, "You stupid pig. That's not how you talk to the tooth fairy." Pig says, "How do you talk to the tooth fairy?" Dear tooth Fairy, I lost a tooth. Please pay me or you'll be hearing from my cousin Guido" Pig says, "That seems aggressive." Rat says, "'P.S. we are not above breaking fairy limbs.'"