Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 06, 2009
November 05, 2009
November 07, 2009
Transcript:
Pig Writes, "Dear tooth fairy, I lost a tooth. Please pay me or I will be sad." Rat says, "You stupid pig. That's not how you talk to the tooth fairy." Pig says, "How do you talk to the tooth fairy?" Dear tooth Fairy, I lost a tooth. Please pay me or you'll be hearing from my cousin Guido" Pig says, "That seems aggressive." Rat says, "'P.S. we are not above breaking fairy limbs.'"
What does he have against fairies?