Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 28, 2009

Transcript:

Rat says, "What happened to our lawn? Are you trying to grow weeds? The neighborhood has rules about lawn care." Pig says, "It's just a new type of lawn that grows tall?it doesn't habe any weeds." Rat says, "What do you call that?" Pig says, "Okay. Fine. One weed. But technically you're still wrong because then I'm not growing weeds...I'm growing weed." Pig says, "That's one strict lawn care rule."