Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 18, 2010
Transcript:
Larry Returns to Fourth Grade Teacher says, "Kids, today we're gonna learn about career choices, and since we have one student with considerably more life experience, I thought I'd invite him up here to share some of his wisdom about growing up and the choices you'll make. Larry... Come on up..." Larry says, "You geet bad job. You geet bad wife. You die." Teacher says, "How about returning to your seat now, Larry?" Larry says, "Beer you only frend."
jblank13 almost 13 years ago
Probably one of Larry’s greatest moments…
KatP Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Tellin’ it like it is.
Nebo over 11 years ago
Larry is actually pretty smart!
PBS1! over 5 years ago
I just noticed the lines on Larry’s belly become more spaced in panel 3
Goat the goat over 4 years ago
Sir, I am worried.
SomeOtherGocomicsGuy about 4 years ago
I wouldn’t be surprised if Larry attempted to eat one of the kids in the class…
Josequeen over 3 years ago
Ugh, we are. NOT that little, Steph!