Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 18, 2010
June 17, 2010
June 19, 2010
Transcript:
Larry Returns to Fourth Grade Teacher says, "Kids, today we're gonna learn about career choices, and since we have one student with considerably more life experience, I thought I'd invite him up here to share some of his wisdom about growing up and the choices you'll make. Larry... Come on up..." Larry says, "You geet bad job. You geet bad wife. You die." Teacher says, "How about returning to your seat now, Larry?" Larry says, "Beer you only frend."
I wouldn’t be surprised if Larry attempted to eat one of the kids in the class…