Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 13, 2010
Transcript:
Pig says, "Hey, Zebra, why do you have officer Potus on your roof?" Zebra says, "Because I'm shutting down McZeebas for zoning violations. I just need officer Potus to confirm my zoning calculations with his surverying equipment." Pig says, "Well, terrific... listen... I just want to introduce you to my wife, Sweet Fanny, we just got married and are hoping for a long life together filled with-" Potus says, "Whooaaaaa" THUD Potus says, "These things happen."
miker93 over 12 years ago
Very creative Steph, I wandered how you would ditch the sheep.
Iwasfromrussia over 11 years ago
Now I wish pastis would kill potus
Droshala about 10 years ago
I can’t believe no one posted this…seems so obvious to me…Pig can kiss his sweet Fanny goodbye.
rogthedodge1 over 6 years ago
And there I was, waiting for the line that never came: “You bet your…”
GoingNuclear almost 6 years ago
YASSSSSSS
NErDysprosium over 5 years ago
Why are ya’ll hating on Fanny? She’s infinately better than Pigita, she treated Pig well, and t they loved each other.
MrPotato2.0 almost 5 years ago
It’s a good way to include 3 different plotlines.
rat’s insurance counselor over 4 years ago
so glad shes dead
Darkknight55 about 4 years ago
Trust me, Pig. He did you a favor.
Luffy over 3 years ago
About time. That sheep was clingy
alantain over 1 year ago
Say goodbye to your Sweet Fanny.