Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 07, 2011

It’s much too big to fit in those pants.

Riii-cola!

He might not know but she might. That’s a woman’s hand and those hips are rather feminine.

When I was a teenager (was it that long ago?!), my parents collected green stamps and redeemed them. I remember going to the not-so-local redemption store.

I saw TSA pulling aside a woman at New Orleans, who was in a wheelchair and looked vaguely Muslim-ish (and not at all threatening). It is such a difference flying overseas and flying in the U.S.

These ladies would like to know which one’s yours

Thanks xtech. I thought I remembered what an alpenhorn was. Even lager than I recalled.

Harrumph! I have never misplaced my alpenhorn! Such carelessness! Tsk, tsk!

H & H Green Stamps got me a half way decent pool table. Had lots of friends until the town truant officer paid a visit to my parents. I remember how dry my tongue was. Luckly I was too old to remember how sore my rump should have been.

mit der Lederhosen

Randomdstone, that’s the beer talking.

I’m with aarken , those are long slender fingers and long painted fingernails and it’s a sad state of affairs if you don’t know where you put .

Darn !! nobody ever made coffee for me like that ..

Is that an alpenhorn in your pocket, or are you just…

Meta-Nancy: “It melted my Roald Dahl!”

And I always wondered if that’s what Aunt Fritzi would look like in a sheer, pleated dress.

Probably he misplaced it on the Matterhorn, while he was attempting to shoot an elephant in his pajamas—wait, perhaps that was his alpenstock.

OK, admittedly I had a bad attitude toward airport security even before the Suppression of Liberties Act and I’ll concede that I may have driven all day to get to an airport out of the US rather than go through TSA in the past but I was nice about it this time… had everything in order and didn’t say anything that might be taken as a criticism of procedures (for such speech can be construed as a federal crime these days)… Still, I was subjected to both the live scan AND the enhanced pat-down. Makes me wonder why I bother…?

Shouldn’t the caption on the blog read “UnDress” instead of “Dress?” And it is a lovely undress, too!!

Speaking of homemade weaponry, an alpenhorn just may do the trick.

MzD/B you’ve attracted a smart group… had an idea of what that was and comments cleared it up… with a picture even….

PS: re blog: dress… one of the most erotic pictures you’ve ever posted.. thankx… Ponderosa: up until a few months ago you could have visited the ranch and had lunch and seen a few props from the show.. Incline Village NV.. the land is so valuable that they closed the attraction and I think condos are on the way.

I recall saving Green Stamps, Plaid Stamps, Blue Chip Stamps and Gold Strike Stamps.

Is this a John Wayne Bobbit joke about the Michele Bachman History lesson?

Well, I guess that he can’t blow his own horn.

Looks like Dress Lady didn’t have a replacement adult diaper either, huh!

Re dress: I believe that’s a negligee, or nightgown, if you will.

Today’s theme is the same as yesterday’s. That’s the long and the short of it.

I remember the “S&H Green Stamps”. There were also “Eagle Stamps” and “Top Value Stamps” (I gave those out when I pumped gas.) My father used to smoke “Raleigh” cigarettes (plain end, not filtered) by the carton to get the four extra coupons that came in the carton. I remember that he redeemed them once for a Sunbeam electric skillet, but there must have been other things as well that I don’t remember. Here’s a YouTube video of the old Raleigh commercials: Raleigh commercials

Re blog 1959, there they go again, tarting up their daughters in Christmas Red.