Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 18, 2011
Transcript:
Danae: Hey, Jeffrey...why do you think the military wants to figure out how they can send people to another solar system? Jeffrey: Good question. Maybe you should as them *giggle*snort* If they choose your idea of turning the moon into an intergalactic spaceship *heh-heh* Danae: I did. They said I wasn't on the need-to-know list. Jeffrey:...No......stinkin'......way... Danae: That's what I said! After all, they're using MY idea! Caption: To be confusingly continued!
comicgos over 13 years ago
Danae you’re a little loopy!
Destiny23 over 13 years ago
They should take her along, in case they need any more goofy ideas during the 4000 year voyage!
rayannina over 13 years ago
“Military intelligence” — one of the great oxymorons.
weasel_monkey over 13 years ago
Saying “You’re not on the Need-to-know-list” does not make me think they’re using her idea… unless my grasp of English is somehow escaping me?!? Surely if they ARE using her idea she would know as they’d be organising the transfer of $500K to Danae and Cap’n Eddie? Or is the punch line that the Pentagon steal ideas after giving people the idea they were going to get paid?
kreole over 13 years ago
@ NebulousRikulau
’Nuff said!
Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago
Didn’t anyone read Saturday’s strip, where they accepted her idea?
sentient_today over 13 years ago
Wait, is she getting the money??
ChukLitl Premium Member over 13 years ago
If someone were to win he or she may or may not be on any need to know list at this at this time, if such list were to exist.If the lid blows off the whole thing, it could then be necessary to inform any such unsaid winner of the prize.
ChukLitl Premium Member over 13 years ago
If someone were to win, he or she may or may not be on any need to know list at this at this time, if such list were to exist.If the lid blows off the whole thing, it could then be necessary to inform any such unsaid winner of the prize.
gjsjr41 over 13 years ago
I wish you guys would talk English.
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
They’re actually considering using Captain Eddie’s idea. That is disturbing.
Can't Sleep over 13 years ago
@towerwarlockSpeaking of James Cameron, matbe the Pentagon got the idea of interstallar travel and cosmic troop movements from “Avatar.” (See the Outer Limits episode “Chameleon” with Robert Duval for “Avatar’s” basic plot. Cameron admitting swiping plots from two Outer Limits episodes to make “The Terminator.”)
Can't Sleep over 13 years ago
@Wiley —Jeffrey (of all people) made a major (albeit frequently used) gaff when he described the spaceship as “intergalactic.”The contest is for a ship that can travel between solar systems (interstellar), not one that can travel between galaxies. That would make the 4000 year trip seem like a run to McDonalds.
tripwire45 over 13 years ago
If the military is using Danae’s idea, we’re worse off then I thought.
bdaverin over 13 years ago
And Jeffrey found it funny to think she could ask the military since he figures she’s in the same position he is. But since she won, she has a closer relationship to the project.
psychlady over 13 years ago
Oh, great! Steal someone’s idea, then don’t pay them because it’s classified! Only the government would get away with that!
Zimbo over 13 years ago
i think you guys didnt get this one. the military told Denae that her idea won, thats how she knows that they are using it. she then asked why the military wants to send people to another solar system. she might have won the contest but that doesnt mean she should be on the need to know list for why the need to send people to another solar system.
js305 over 13 years ago
Nobody here caught (or mentioned) the “alert the CEO’s” part. That’s the key to the whole plot. What is the plot? Only Wylie knows…It has to be political though. Is Perot still alive????
cookie22580 over 13 years ago
New to this post so I hope I am not repeating something…..does anyone remember the show Space:1999?
palos over 13 years ago
We will need to wait until after the next new moon whether a waxing crescent appears. If not, the plan must have already been implemented.
peachyanddanny over 13 years ago
No crazier than a lot of whack DARPA schemes dreamed up by Admiral Poindexter and funded by President Star Wars Raygun.
Greg Johnston over 13 years ago
It’s not even that far out an idea really – except instead of hollowing out the moon, hollowing out a nickle-iron asteroid to make a ship – a sci-fi staple.
bmonk over 13 years ago
My Dad’s company about 20-30 years back had a brainstorm session on how to make “lottery tickets” more immune to counterfeiting, as session he invited me and a few others to. Looking back, I suspect it was involved with the not-much-later changes to the US currency.
Varnes over 13 years ago
Radish, that is true. When you think of all the different directions we are moving in right now it boggles the mind. We’re on the spinning Earth, circling the sun, the sun circling the center of the galaxy, the galaxy headed who knows where…..
Ernest Lemmingway over 13 years ago
If all the military leaders and corporate executives leave their slaves—I mean employees behind, who will do their work for them? And what will become of us employees? A world with no more generals and warmongers, no more corporate leeches and financial con artists? Why we’d have actual peace and equality! Now we can’t have that, can we? Or are they planning on destroying this world first? More than they already have?
falcon_370f over 13 years ago
I agree with Jeffrey, “No…stinkin…way…”
freeholder1 over 13 years ago
no wonder you have a dead guy for an icon,Jack..
freeholder1 over 13 years ago
What is really required is interDIMENSIONAL travel to evade all the silly time and space problems. She should have suggested killing a series of astronauts until one returns with a blueprint. Wait..One did already…Geek baiting time.
Varnes over 13 years ago
High Priest, read Player Piano by Kurt Vonnegut. Everything works out, um….. well? When you read it have a good stiff drink handy…..