Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 26, 1992
March 25, 1992
March 27, 1992
Transcript:
Miss Wormwood: Did you even read the history chapter I assigned? Calvin: I tried to, Miss Wormwood, but the book publisher didn't use the proper print fixative. Needless to say, when I picked up the book, all the letters slid off the pages and fell on the floor in a heap of gibberish. I think my excuses need to be less extemporaneous.
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tj6040 about 10 years ago
“Fell on the floor in a heap of gibberish”Well, I’m sure THAT’s what it LOOKED like to Calvin after he dropped the book on the floor – all the words WERE gibberish.
Marathon Zack about 9 years ago
Oh, I just hate it when all the words fall off the page and land in a heap of gibberish. Completely ruins my day.
the calvinosaurus that calvin wanted to discover over 8 years ago
the first time I read this, I actually thought he was telling the truth, and I was mad at Ms. Wormwood for sending him to the office, but it was very long ago
yow4zip Premium Member over 7 years ago
Maybe he’s dyslexic.
MaverickMoPete about 7 years ago
extemporaneous: adjective. spoken or done without preparation. Basically, he made up that excuse on the spot.
DonnaHilton almost 6 years ago
Aspergers!