Frazz by Jef Mallett for November 21, 2005
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Transcript:
"These scissors are worthless." "They're safety scissors." "Safety scissors?" "What kind of genius makes something 'safe' by rendering it so dull I ditch it and go find something else?" "Scissors companies and the F.C.C." "(Sigh.) Razor blades and HBO it is, then."
DKHenderson 2 months ago
The cutting edge isn’t supposed to be particularly dull. The tips are blunted so the kids can’t stab themselves (or anyone else).