Frazz by Jef Mallett for November 21, 2005
November 20, 2005
November 22, 2005
Transcript:
"These scissors are worthless." "They're safety scissors." "Safety scissors?" "What kind of genius makes something 'safe' by rendering it so dull I ditch it and go find something else?" "Scissors companies and the F.C.C." "(Sigh.) Razor blades and HBO it is, then."
The cutting edge isn’t supposed to be particularly dull. The tips are blunted so the kids can’t stab themselves (or anyone else).