Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 27, 2011

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    Rodney99  over 13 years ago

    For WORST case, this needs a four-way intersection with four guys…

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    kreole  over 13 years ago

    I don’t like the looks of the cactus and skeleton……

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    weasel_monkey  over 13 years ago

    “…keep going until you come to an abandoned SUV then, a few hours after that, you should come back to civilisation. By the way, is there anything to eat or drink when I get to your car?”

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    StelBel  over 13 years ago

    There really aren’t too many options, are there?

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    psychlady  over 13 years ago

    Looks like they could do this without any directions!

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    ImaginaryFriend  over 13 years ago

    They still would not ask anyways.

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    roctor  over 13 years ago

    They both shoulda gone thataway.

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    gjsjr41  over 13 years ago

    ABOUT FACE, FOOORRRWARRD, TRUDGE

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    momazilla  over 13 years ago

    No sense of Yuma.

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    jpsomebody  over 13 years ago

    If they should come upon a fork in the road, they should take it.

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    DesultoryPhillipic  over 13 years ago

    Looks like they’re cornered.

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    cleokaya  over 13 years ago

    Usually it is a good thing when you meet someone who doesn’t have gas.

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    Varnes  over 13 years ago

    Um, you wouldn’t happen to have any gas in that can, would you? No? Hey, it was worth a shot!

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    EricAlder  over 13 years ago

    At least they can tell each other where they came from.

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Simple solution: They’re coming from opposite directions, so they know what stations they’ve passed. Compare notes, figure out the station(s) closest to their cars, and go there.

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    Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML   over 13 years ago

    Naw, the worst case is if one was a woman….

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    RadioTom  over 13 years ago

    They must have used Microsoft’s “Streets and roads”. Next time, Google!

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    mlswartz_99  over 13 years ago

    Nope. Worst case scenario would be standing on a road that’s bricked in on four sides with a Dead End sign at each end of the road.

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    Josie718  over 13 years ago

    I wouldn’t want to be in their shoes right about now….lol

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    CoronellaKeiper  over 13 years ago

    Large barrel cactus are put by God into the wilderness so that you will not dehydrate: They are full of drinkable liquid, and by scraping off the stickers, you can have a nice green salad of the inside flesh. When there are fruits, that is even more to choose from.

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    Siscosdad  over 13 years ago

    Uh….gotta go fill my gas tank…..

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    CKO86  over 13 years ago

    Great, more male-bashing.

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