Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 26, 2011

The good news is that we’re naming a disease after you. (The bad news is the same)

The Doctor is a disease.

Watch out for their tie, too.

I hate it when the Doc works out his standup act on me.

The bad news is we have to take out half of your lung. The good new it there will be more room for your liver.

The good news is you will have time to get your affairs in order.

Maybe next time!

When i got old enough to consider it, i was amazed that doctors and nurses aren’t sick all the time. My dad was in medicine and I only remember one time for a couple of days that he was sick.

Medical humor just cuts like a knife.

Uh, Doc, did you remember to order ANY tests for the patient, or just for yourself?!

Man, is this sick humor or what?

The doc is good at reducing that swelling you have in yourbank account.

Will you be paying with Obamacare™ or Romneycare™?

I was going to say how nice that no one commented politically, then, Portzebie showed up.

I was and am the hand shaking type. Did you know get bigger tips when you touch the person. Wait, that was when i wated on tables.

OKAY,lts try this one more time. Did you know you will get bigger tips when you touch the person.

Docs, nurses and teachers all get a variety of things for the first few years in the business; then, as long as they work at eating right and resting well, they stay amazingly healthy.