Frazz by Jef Mallett for March 18, 2009

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Caulfield says, "W. Somerset Maugham said, 'There are three rules for writing the novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are." Caulfield says, "John Hiatt said, 'There's only two things in life but I forget what they are.'" Caulfield says, "I wonder which one was smarter?" Frazz says, "There's only one way to know, and it escapes me."