Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for October 05, 1995
October 04, 1995
October 06, 1995
Transcript:
Susie Derkins (friend): Hi, Calvin. Have you started your leaf collection yet? Calvin: I've been visualizing the conceptualization process. That's the hard part. Susie Derkins (friend): I'm almost done. Isn't it fun? It's like a treasure hunt! Calvin: A treasure hunt?!? Are you crazy?? This is a stupid, boring, time-wasting forced assignment! This isn't fun! Susie Derkins (friend): "When life gives you a lemon, make lemonade." Calvin: I say, when life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some lemons of your own!
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avenger314 over 12 years ago
I love that quote.
Mr. C almost 12 years ago
When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Calvin lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the kid who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
Amy82986 almost 12 years ago
I love THAT quote. :) I can just imaging Calvin working at Aperture Science when he grows up.
senswarrior almost 11 years ago
When Life gives you lemons you should thank Life. Take the seeds out of the lemons, plant them and grow your own lemon trees. Then you can get your own damn lemons anytime you want them. Peace out.
ClaraBadWolf over 9 years ago
I once heard that if life gives you lemons, you should find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
Marathon Zack over 9 years ago
The Shadow Ninja about 9 years ago
When life gives you lemons, squirt juice into the eyes of those who stare at you until they hurt like hell.
MajesticFalcon over 7 years ago
When life gives you lemons, throw them at the person who makes life hard.
yo about 7 years ago
When life gives you lemons you squirt them in people’s eyes
yow4zip Premium Member about 4 years ago
When life gives you leaves, make a leaf collection.
AntonL.Graf over 3 years ago
Susie’s such a Lisa Simpson
CatDefender 11 months ago
Why does the transcript refer to Susie as Calvin’s friend? She is anything but.