Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 20, 2011

Worst part is, he’s her ONLY kid!

Well, angry birds IS pretty fun. Can’t say I blame her.

This isn’t going well….now for the bread and water.

Hope she didn’t put you down as an emergency contact.

I see a new story line coming up. LGD for the win!

Time for a Levorution.

Will they reopen Alcatraz?

The Ratvolution will not be televised?

Anybody else notice Stephan is looking more & more like a better fed—-not to mention living—-Lenny Bruce.

..and that is how the Tea Party was started..

My brother was an only child…..

Pastis may need the help of an angry bird (LGD) to get out.

Mama Pastis is the basis of Rat’s personality?

Is Rat drawing the comic strip now? There is no telling where the arc will go!

Wonder how much of this is based on experience.

Pastis has a sister. She rescued him as a child after mom and grandma conspired to dump him out of the car. This is according to Stephan’s comments in a treasury.

Correct Mister..

Awwwwwwww!

Hehe xxx

3 hots and a cot…. ahhh, maybe mom is the RAT…!!!!! Would be a nice twist…… just wait and see…!

If Stephan is not getting better fed, he’ll lose enough weight to slip between the bars and escape.+++++I wonder which stool pigeon Ratted on Stephan—and will Momma use that angry bird to bring down Pastis’ house of cards.

Angry Birds is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO addicting.

Since when does the FBI give you a phone call?Tomorrow – “Enhanced Interrogation Techniques”.

I wonder if Rat is going to rescue him from jail as an attempt at his revolution… or maybe Pig and Guard Duck? Nah, Pig wouldn’t be smart enough… Hmm…

I’ll bail you out, poor Stephan.

P.S. Angry Birds is SOOOOO addicting, but I HATE the ads on the iPad.

Well, at least we know who ratted Stephan out!

Angry Birds is an actual game?

As noted, LGD is definitely the first “angry bird” in popular culture, or at least earlier than the game, though I remember Daffy getting pretty torqued from time to time, so maybe he is the original.

Time to call Jose Baez!!

castro is nearby

Plants versus Zombies

I thought only the kids liked holding a computer or phone with left hand instead of just getting a laptop and putting it on the table.

C’mon. The woman did put a hit on him thirty years ago.

xD What a nice mother.

No such thing as a “one call.” You’re entitled to the dang phone.

Those green pigs ain’t gonna topple themselves.

wonder how his mom felt about this one