Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 27, 2009
Transcript:
Ralph says, "Bye, no-neck." No-neck says, "Hold it, Ralph! You didn't leave a tip for your busboy!" No-neck says, "Busboys work hard to keep your table neat and clean!" No-neck says, "Don't be such a cheap skate!" Ralph says, "All right, I'll go back and leave a few bucks on the table!" Ralph says, "If I can find room!" No-neck says, "It's proper to tip the buffet cop, too!"