New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for July 22, 2011

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    yyyguy  over 13 years ago

    just push down the handle, yer maj. make sure to turn the dial to “extra dark” so he gets nice and crispy. then he’ll feel like he’s in our current weather.

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    pcolli  over 13 years ago

    So….Queen Vicky has the the world’s first “hands – free” land line.

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    vwdualnomand  over 13 years ago

    james lied to parliament…the one that looks like smithers.

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago

    I went to my first computer conference at the New York Hilton about 20 years ago. When somebody there predicted the market for microprocessors would eventually be in the millions, someone else said, “Where are they all going to go? It’s not like you need a computer in every doorknob!”Years later, I went back to the same hotel. I noticed the room keys had been replaced by electronic cards you slide into slots in the doors.There was a computer in every doorknob. —Danny Hillis *And now in toasters.

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    vldazzle  over 13 years ago

    Good one, Pab and Coyoty-love it!

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