Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 10, 2011

Calvin does not deal well with reality…

Reality,we don,t need no stinking reality.

Hobbes : Our ship IS a plank.Calvin : And you’re going to walk it, wiseguy !Unless Hobbes declares a mutiny, of course, then Calvin will walk the plank.

Otherwise, on a big ship, they would be saver, when pirates would realy make an attacke!

Once again, Hobbes has to mess up the fun with facts.

Scalliwag? I think Calvin will be walking that plank before anyone else does.

I love Watterson’s art.

Hobbes would be jetsam…………

@Church mouseI think he means enjoy the small things in life, and life will be better for all

A plank in a puddle. ARGHHH!!!

If Calvin thought the ship was a plank, he would soon be ‘board’!

@Dogsniff,I agree with kreole; Hobbes would be jetsam (goods cast over’board’) after he walked the plank.BTW, if Hobbes were a rabbit, he might be Flopsy, Mopsy, or Cottontail, but that’s another ‘tale’.

The prioress of Calvin …

@Hobbes (yesterday),Re Ziggy link:“Boo!” Ziggy wouldn’t have a ghost of a chance with this tuna …or the next one for that matter!

Great timing on this Strip. Mon Sept 19 is International Talk Like a Pirate Day.

Is “Talk Like a Pirate Day” the 17th or the 19th? Saturday is cool I guess, but I think of all the people I could annoy Monday morning Aurrrg!

To Lewreader It is on Monday the 19th. So don’t forget your ayyyy phone

Mutiny! A good sailor knows to never insult his ship!

Hey – Hobbes has a sword and hat just like Linus’s:Peanuts (1958)

When kids wanted to be pirates before Johnny Depp.

Just like our political leaders

So cute xxx

That Hobbs. What a cod!

Amen!

Some if his have been funny, but not when reaching so far to try to best himself.

Reminds me of a pond I played in when I was that age ! We had the same imaginary adventures !! Ah, small farm town life is great as a kid !!

Speak for yourself! Puddleglum2’s puns are always fun entertainment for me!

 

;-)

I hope Hobbes understands how serious walking the plank is.

I’m beginning to think Calvin needs anger management therapy

You mean he couldn’t afford a parrot?

It’s mutiny, Mr. Calvin, that’s what it is, mutiny….

Now that I think about it, what happens if Hobbes takes the plank and walks off with it?

Here are a couple of possibilities: Maybe you are leaving a space before or after sometimes. The * has to be immediately before the first character and immediately after the last. Also, don’t paste words in from another source like a word processor when you are using things like bold or italics or web links. And it may not work properly if you are only putting in an “x” instead of a comment. (Sorry about that last one – I couldn’t resist…)

Poor Calvin. Hobbes does insist on truth and logic so often.

You need to stay in character Hobbes!

Gretchen’s Mom is not related to Grinch’s Mom, no pun intended! Thank you for helping to make my efforts worthwhile!

Wait I thought the paper hat was for the club G.R.O.S.S (Get rid of slimy girls)?

Plank ship…awesome adventure! ;P