Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 21, 2002
April 20, 2002
April 22, 2002
Transcript:
"Who are all these guys?" "Stupid people. I've taken it upon myself to filter them out of society and put them here, out of harm's way." "Yeah, I'm Dirk. I recline my airplane seat all the way back and crush the knees of whoever sits behind me." "I'm Myrna. I obviously black a whole grocery aisle with my shopping cart while looking for my favorite cake mix." "And I'm Fred. I make unnecessary personal calls on my cell phone in public places." "I don't think this is right. ...I prefer to believe in the fundamental goodness of all people." "Dude... So the Pig's like 'No way, dude, I don't want to go in the box,' and the Rat's like, 'Dude, you're going in the box...'..."
qwazwaz almost 13 years ago
the very first box o stupid people
RuinQueenofOblivion almost 13 years ago
Nothing like the classics!
Booklady1 Premium Member almost 10 years ago
In my Top 5 PBS.
squiglyman about 9 years ago
i just noticed now that pig had a belly button
RuinQueenofOblivion over 8 years ago
Anyone who makes a dumb comment here is going in the box.
trimguy about 7 years ago
Roy Moore supporters
DM9001 over 4 years ago
I guess they’re too dumb to find a way out.
FlojnirGrey almost 2 years ago
The solution for modern society.
alantain 5 months ago
I think you’re going to need a bigger box.
_buddy about 1 month ago
If you draw a circle around a cat, apparently it won’t leave it unless you erase the circle or pick the cat up. I sense a similar situation here.