Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 22, 2002
December 21, 2002
December 23, 2002
Transcript:
"What are you reading?" "This book that decodes things women say." "Look, look, look...When a woman tells you to 'have a good time playing poker with your friends', it means, 'don't you dare leave this house, you jerk'." "And listen to this...When a woman says, 'Sure, I'd like to go to that restaurant', it translates to 'I HATE that restaurant and if you make me go there again, I will giveyou the silent treatment for a month and not tell you why'." "And...oh geez...the question, 'Do you find that woman pretty?' actually means, 'I am just looking for a reason to punch you in the head, so give me one, you dumb fatface!'" "No!" "...Excuse me, but could you please pass the salt?" "AUGGHHHHH!!!" "Is there a problem?" "...'I actually want the pepper, but I am testing your sensitivity to my needs...'"
wndzman almost 13 years ago
Cool! Pointy haired boss!
NJ Lyon almost 13 years ago
This was the first Pearls. They are showing it now as a rerun, because it ran before Pearls was syndicated. P.S. The other guy in Panel 3 is Steve Dallas from Bloom County.
ArtCreator almost 13 years ago
I am offended.
ArtCreator almost 13 years ago
That means,I am offended.
ReneeZimbodgi over 12 years ago
As a girl, let me translate:Actually have a good time.Could mean it, might not.CorrectCorrect
joeshmo30 over 11 years ago
rob had glasses in the first comics
TheGrlWhoW8ed over 9 years ago
yup.
[Unnamed Reader - 5e2320] about 6 years ago
why is Dilbert’s boss in the 3rd panel?
alantain over 1 year ago
Who wrote it? An experienced husband or an angry woman?