Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 30, 2003

Transcript:

"What's all this, Rat?" "It's my 'doghouse o' difficult neighbors'...I take all the bad neighbors on our block and stick them in here, out of harm's way." "Yeah, I'm Marge...and I painted the exterior of my house bright orange because the word 'eyesore' is not in my vocabulary." "...And I'm George...I park cars on my lawn to hide the fact that I'm too lazy to mow it." "Yeah, I'm Bob, and this is my dog, Skippy. Skippy barks all day because I keep him outside and never give him any attention...maybe I'll buy another dog to keep him company." "This is wrong, Rat...I'm sure that if we all just talked and got to know each other, we could work all this out." "My name's Pig...How are" "Arf!" "Huh?" "I said my name is" "Arf!" "What?" "I said my" "Arf!" "Huh?"