Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 12, 2005

Transcript:

"You know what really bothers me? that after all the sacrifices Bill watterson made to keep his "calvin and Hobbes" characters from being mass-marketed, there are all these idiots out there selling tons of illegal car decals of Calvin relieving hiself..." "Gosh...that makes me sad...I loved Calvin." "It is sad, pig...it shows no respect for the comic strip or its creator." "Then why do they do that?" "Because they make lots of money." "Do you really think there are that many people out there who are willing to shell out good money just to see a cute comic strip character doing something inappropriate like that?" "Do I think?...I know...look around you...those decals are everywhere. They must sell tons...it's disgusting....." "..It's not what it looks like." Pig fecals $10 You won't believe what he's doing!! "Hey! I know him!"