Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 21, 2006
Transcript:
"Hey, there, Stephan... Why do you have one of the crocs on a leash?" "This is Biff... He's the dumbest of all the crocodiles. He's the first character I've ever created who simply can't take care of himself." "So what are you gonna do?" "I'll just have to keep him in my yard and feed him and everything." "Is it safe to walk a crocodile around the block like that?" "Why wouldn't it be?" "Well, what if you come across a small poodle or something and he attacks?" "I never thought of that."
cfrosenlof over 11 years ago
Bwahahahahaha!
magipants almost 11 years ago
14
KZ71 over 10 years ago
GOD that’s AWESOME!
senswarrior over 10 years ago
That lady should have her poodle on a leash and maybe a muzzle.
Clearstream about 8 years ago
dies of laughter
DarthRevan over 6 years ago
Opposite of a Far Side.
TURTLEDUDE about 5 years ago
It was only a matter of time…
Bob The Croc almost 5 years ago
Everyone knows that poodle who have that dumb haircut like that are EVIL E-V-I-L!
pokewok66 about 4 years ago
i was wondering how this storyline was going to be ended
⠀ over 3 years ago
dead croc #24
joegee over 2 years ago
Dead croc #782,102.
Squirrel Chaser over 2 years ago
19 and counting…
Archistoteles over 1 year ago
Another croaked croc.