Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 18, 2009
January 17, 2009
January 19, 2009
Transcript:
Danny Donkey went to a 'save the planet' rally save the planet People gave long speeches. They denounced lies and greed and war. They said we had to save the planet. Everyone cheered. Everyone agreed we had to save the planet save the planet Danny Donkey grabbed the microphone. 'why?' he asked. 'why if the word is filled with lies and greed and war should we save it?' the people stood in awe. 'we shouldn't!' yelled someone. and with that, the crowd roared. and the 'save the planet' rally became the 'destroy the planet' rally. destroy the planet! Goat says, "This is your 'celebrate earth day' book?" Rat says, "hey...those people are celebrating." Pig says, "I'm gonna go cut down a tree right now!"
mld1812 over 12 years ago
yeah pig… you do that
legoguy77 about 12 years ago
I’m a tree hugger… I can’t stand this.
KatP Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Nooooooo Pig! Don’t buy into Rat’s propaganda.
doctorwhomedia over 11 years ago
Another reason why we should form colonies on the moon.
joeshmo30 almost 11 years ago
yes! :D DESTROY TEH PLANET!!!
Rufus_the_Sly almost 11 years ago
This is just another example of rat’s small-minded thinking. We should destroy EVERY planet.
One Navy Seal almost 5 years ago
And we don’t do anything about it.
LOAFY almost 4 years ago
Even worse is how corporate greed is the first and foremost cause of environmental damage and global warming, and we can’t slow down or stop the latter without doing the same to the former, which is just…impossible. Humans and any social, governmental, or political made by humans is always bound to collapse under its own weight and the weight of human greed and stupidity.