Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 18, 2009
January 17, 2009
January 19, 2009
Transcript:
Danny Donkey went to a 'save the planet' rally save the planet People gave long speeches. They denounced lies and greed and war. They said we had to save the planet. Everyone cheered. Everyone agreed we had to save the planet save the planet Danny Donkey grabbed the microphone. 'why?' he asked. 'why if the word is filled with lies and greed and war should we save it?' the people stood in awe. 'we shouldn't!' yelled someone. and with that, the crowd roared. and the 'save the planet' rally became the 'destroy the planet' rally. destroy the planet! Goat says, "This is your 'celebrate earth day' book?" Rat says, "hey...those people are celebrating." Pig says, "I'm gonna go cut down a tree right now!"
Another reason why we should form colonies on the moon.