Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 22, 2009
March 21, 2009
March 23, 2009
Transcript:
Rat says, "I've figured out what I want in life." Goat says, "Great. Mind if I just eat my oatmeal in peace?" Rat says, "I want a sweet wife and two kids. I want a happy home where we sit around at night playing scrabble." Rat says, "And I want to travel the world and see everything and write in every cafe and drink in every pub." Rat says, "And do anything I want and be famous and charismatic and loved!" Rat says, "And I want to be held by a wide variety of beautiful women, all of whom want nothing more than to come home with me!!!" Goat says, "Will there be room at the scrabble table?"
slimbrownweed about 13 years ago
when in doubt,smack someone with a coffe cup.
m.l. over 12 years ago
doctorwhomedia over 11 years ago
And if you have a variety of beautiful women holding you, your home will not be very happy.
KZ71 over 10 years ago
Goat has five different expressions in six panels. Love it.
TheComicMan over 6 years ago
Yea rat let him eat his oatmeal!
The one and only Eldest Arc (now at peace) over 2 years ago
That started nice
Drunk Larry over 1 year ago
wants to be married tho