Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 22, 2009

Transcript:

Rat says, "I've figured out what I want in life." Goat says, "Great. Mind if I just eat my oatmeal in peace?" Rat says, "I want a sweet wife and two kids. I want a happy home where we sit around at night playing scrabble." Rat says, "And I want to travel the world and see everything and write in every cafe and drink in every pub." Rat says, "And do anything I want and be famous and charismatic and loved!" Rat says, "And I want to be held by a wide variety of beautiful women, all of whom want nothing more than to come home with me!!!" Goat says, "Will there be room at the scrabble table?"