Heart of the City by Steenz for August 17, 2011
August 16, 2011
August 18, 2011
Transcript:
Dean: Of course, no super hero is complete without a cool origin backstory... Dean: see, it starts out with mild mannered grocery clerk milton glap,who, one day at work, falls into a pile of radioactive grocery bags and becomes one of the greatest crime fighters of all time--bag man! Heart: A pile of radioactive grocery bags? Dean: Oh, what, so a radioactive spider is so much more believable?
rayannina about 13 years ago
No, but Peter Parker is a lot cuter than Milton Glap.
zero about 13 years ago
I believe you Dean —-anybody see the dumpster in back of a food store lately?
x_Tech about 13 years ago
Unfortunately, I find radioactive grocery bags more believable.
baileydean about 13 years ago
Yep, you never know when one of those rods Homer keeps pitching will end up in the recycling.
The Reader Premium Member about 13 years ago
Dean, phone call from Stan Lee’s lawyer on line one.
baileydean about 13 years ago
Yes… but of course lead would block radioactivity. Superman used it all the time.
Shikamoo Premium Member about 13 years ago
His motto is,
I snag ’em and then I bag ’em!
Faster than the express line at Quickie Mart!He can leap tall display stands in a single bound Is it a buggy? Is it a cart? No, it’s
BAG MAN!kfaatz925 about 13 years ago
Bravo, Shika-Mua!
Decepticomic over 3 years ago
I dunno. How do we know that spiders didn’t start out with only 2 eyes?