The Buckets by Greg Cravens for September 10, 2011

Eddie, With a limited supply of arms and legs to chew off.And alot of school years ahead of you, don’t waste a leg to get out of gym class now. You may need to chew it off to get out of a high school psych exam.

But if Eddie saves his limbs to chew off to get out of the psych exam….does that mean he passes and gets the free bus ride to the nice padded room?

I had a deal with the Gym Instructor, I didn’t show up, he gave me a C. Then they built a darned swimming pool. No more sitting in the grass smoking grass watching suckers sweat.

In gym class I was surprised to learn that I was actually quite good at rope climbing. Otherwise gym was the worst part of my entire week, and compared to Miss Collins’ English class, that’s saying a lot.

Gym is a lot better then French or Automotive. I was the only male student, in my schools 40 year history, to fail Automotive.

Bribe the coach, Toby. It’s happening in public schools.

Awwww, Look at Eddie in the last panel.

LOL xxx

Don’t do it Eddie!

Personally, I always liked gym class (and especially Weight Training) …

Rope climbing? Swimming pool? Sounds better than a Pys. Ed. instructor with clip board, pen and whistle. And where the word instructor came from I don’t know. That implies actually showing her students how to play various sports instead of just standing there whistle in mouth and clipboard in hand.(my rant against high school phys Ed.)