Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 20, 2011

As the great Homer Simpson said: “OOO-EEE OOO-AH AH.. TING TANG, WALA WALA BING BANG!”

I’ve been thinking about having pig over for dinner.

yo rokr i love pearls before swine more than any comic

It was the Bacon scented cologne that did him in.

This smacks of cannabalism…

And as the great Homer Simpson said; cousIn Lou said, before that fatal bite…DOU!!!

Let us have a Moment of Silence for cousin Lou.

Okay; now, serve the pork chops. Mmm, pork chops! (If I recall correctly, a big mess o’ pork chops was Li’l Abner’s favorite dish.)

Could that be Lou’s Magihat?

The peanuts on the counter were complimentary, and look what it got them.

Anyone know which day in history, Pig or Rat goes to Job interview and asks for his own office ? I would want to find that stripe!Pearls Before Swine is the best!

Poor Lou! How could he know that after the lady got so bold with the compliments, she could even get a little rasher?

Just to remind us that “Pig” is something we eat

Occupational hazard?

Lou Lou skip to my Lou….The Shining

Some of pigs gags are bad, but this one’s the wurst.

Wait, didn’t Rat destroy Goat’s house yesterday? Is he in somebody else’s house?

A piece of good advice, Pig: Date only vegetarians, Jews or Muslims ;)

I think most restaurants won’t let you kill and eat other patrons. Except White Castle, maybe?

Poor pig.

Least goat, zebra, and rat are kinda safe from people in the US.

But on a side note I’d love to see the gang roast a croc as some form of payback. Maybe an arc with the guys hunting the crocs…

Hahahahaha, That is really funny.

LOL xxx

Actually, Lou might have had a great time, depending on how you read this strip. >:)

“wrap some bacon around those chops boy” “Oooh, my heart…”

Should have gone to a Kosher place

Wonder what he tasted like?

Lou was a ham; going out with Pig was rash, but talking to that woman was rasher. She responded by bringing home the bacon.

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@ SusanSunshine, good one about the snack on the bar. I’d compliment you, but it’s dangerous here. Someone’s liable to go nuts.

And I don’t know I could counter properly.

we have a Jamaican restaurant that serves goat but I’ve never tried it. Some day… I’m pretty sure goat meat is kosher.

where’s the comic strip censor?

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