Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for September 19, 2011

  1. Webspider
    WebSpider  about 13 years ago

    Naw, for long sermons, they have another glass cabinet filled will silly string canisters.

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    bobpeters61  about 13 years ago

    I’ve known a few preacher who wouldn’t dare do that, as it would get used right away on them.

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    NDeeZ  about 13 years ago

    “In case of questions, break out threats of fire and brimstone.”

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    iced tea  about 13 years ago

    How can anyone sleep through a sermon like that? Those preachers scream out their message regarding fire and brimstone!

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    bobpeters61  about 13 years ago

    The worst are the ones who lapse into monotone until everyone’s asleep then scream out a mass rude awakening. The effect can be gauged by the number of “Amen!”s it draws.

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  about 13 years ago

    It’s the fatuous look on his face that really stirs up the angry mob.

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