The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for September 23, 2011
September 22, 2011
September 24, 2011
Transcript:
Police Officer: I stopped you because you were driving on the wrong side of the street! Gladys: Well, the sun is very bright and I noticed there weren't any cars coming... Gladys: So I crossed to the other side of the street because it was shadier!
Allan CB Premium Member about 13 years ago
John, you can’t physically touch ‘here’… “here” is an adverb to describe a position. Also, you should capitalize “I” when talking about yourself… and it’s “I’d” or I would… ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..That being said, she’s very smart – why drive with sun in your eyes, when you can drive in a shady spot… ok, maybe it’s slightly illegal, but pfft, who hasn’t done SOMETHING illegal? :D
Shooter918 about 13 years ago
“Press hard, 5 copies”
Good to see the Grammer & English Police are out on patrol today. Be Safe.
spirit2002 about 13 years ago
It’s always dimmer on the other side of the fence.
iced tea about 13 years ago
Policeman: “Ma’am. I was right behind you and said to myself 60 at least.”Woman Driver: “Oh no, Officer. It must be this hat that makes me look so old!”
boldyuma about 13 years ago
(actual accident report)..Well, officer, I was
just driving along and this mailbox swerved to run into me.