The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 19, 2011
September 18, 2011
September 20, 2011
Transcript:
Mortician: It's never an easy decision, but if you're looking for something economical, why don't you take a loot at our value menu - er... value model?
What little actual beef there is in a McCrap burger is soaked in ammonia in an attempt to kill the high levels of E-coli resulting in the feed lot environment, where cows are ankle deep in their own excrement and fed corn, not grass. Another awesome contribution from man. Yummy!! Eat up America!
margueritem over 13 years ago
Urk…
leakysqueaky712 over 13 years ago
Freudian slip eh
margueritem over 13 years ago
Said a wise old man.In that case I’m a garbage can!
Victor Buono
RogueSymmetry over 13 years ago
McDonald’s uses cow?
cdward over 13 years ago
Ha! “I’m Lovin’ It”
Elaine Rosco Premium Member over 13 years ago
Looks like a Happy Meal.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 13 years ago
It was a very moving funeral….. I believe there was a conveyor belt involved…
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 13 years ago
And if you order the value model, you’ll just end up paying extra for lettuce, tomato, and chee….. I mean satin. And….um…..
Abaca over 13 years ago
lol, I actually know of a place called skinner funeral home xD
lobkiller over 13 years ago
Looks like a “sad meal”
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
Should have gone to Shady Rest.
leakysqueaky712 over 13 years ago
So thats what is meant by “Till the cows come home”
Packratjohn Premium Member over 13 years ago
Ok, “Have It Your Way.” Cremated, flame broiled, what’s the difference?
Digital Frog over 13 years ago
@ prrdh Well they tanned his hide when he died prrdh, and that’s it hanging on the shed.
osceola over 13 years ago
“Oh Mr. Skinner, I’m afraid Big Mac would never fit in that.”
JP Steve Premium Member over 13 years ago
♪♫ ALL TOGETHER NOW! Tie me kangaroo down…♪♫
iced tea over 13 years ago
I remember always singing Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport when I was only 5 years old.
coffeeturtle over 13 years ago
♪♫Doot…doot..doot..doot doo… I’m Lovin’ It! HAha!
Thanks JP Steve for the music notes! :-)
jkhandy over 13 years ago
What little actual beef there is in a McCrap burger is soaked in ammonia in an attempt to kill the high levels of E-coli resulting in the feed lot environment, where cows are ankle deep in their own excrement and fed corn, not grass. Another awesome contribution from man. Yummy!! Eat up America!
Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago
Th’ Styrofoam coffin be a warnin’ sign. An’ th’ bed o’ lettuce inside.
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“They did such a good job on him, Bessie. He looks so organic…”