Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 30, 2011
Transcript:
Bliss: You wretch! There is a little boy who is in dire need of that medicine! Jack: Tsk. Tsk. And there is an army of pirates who will make a fortune off of it - that is unless - Bliss: Unless what? Jack: Unless we strike a deal - become my bride and I shall permit the medicine to go to the village riffraff. Bliss: Rip? Jack: Don't ask him to give you away, my dear - he's about to be the victim of an accidental drowning. Rip: I'm starting to resent all the things you know about me.
Veridian about 13 years ago
Will the Little Boy get his much needed Medicine? Will Bliss Benson accept a Trult “Indecent Proposal”?? Will our Square-Jawed Saviour Sink or Swim?! Tune in Tomorrow…..Same RIP Time….Same RIP Channel! *The Announcer now HUGPOUNCEZZZ All and Sundry, (And Team Bartilucci Too!) and exits the Room while “Yakkety Sax” plays as the Curtain comes Down….Have Fun Y’all! :-)
Amazing Grace about 13 years ago
OOOOOHHHHH I can’t wait, I can’t wait….the suspense is killing me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3hourtour Premium Member about 13 years ago
..Ha!…
GypsyWoman about 13 years ago
With River Jack saying “Tsk, tsk” all the time, I got the idea he might be playing for the other team (not as though there is anything wrong with that). So the indecent proposal threw me off!
CeeJay about 13 years ago
Heads up all you Rip Haywire fans! I’d like to suggest Dick Tracy and Tarzan be added to your comic strip lists. They are both great adventure stories!!!
Amazing Grace about 13 years ago
Smarmy…….now theres a college educated word if I ever heard one…….I wonder if River Jack is educated enough to know his TSk TSK’s are Smarmy?