Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 30, 2011
September 29, 2011
October 01, 2011
Transcript:
Bliss: You wretch! There is a little boy who is in dire need of that medicine! Jack: Tsk. Tsk. And there is an army of pirates who will make a fortune off of it - that is unless - Bliss: Unless what? Jack: Unless we strike a deal - become my bride and I shall permit the medicine to go to the village riffraff. Bliss: Rip? Jack: Don't ask him to give you away, my dear - he's about to be the victim of an accidental drowning. Rip: I'm starting to resent all the things you know about me.
With River Jack saying “Tsk, tsk” all the time, I got the idea he might be playing for the other team (not as though there is anything wrong with that). So the indecent proposal threw me off!