Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for September 21, 2011
Transcript:
Miss Bliss: For our summer memories sharing time Alice has brought us a beautiful conch shell! Did you find it on the beach yourself? Alice: No. I found it at the bottom of my toybox! Do you hear that rattling sound? I think there's a doll shoe stuck in it! Can we smash it with a hammer and find out? Phooey! Shot down again. Beni: I've got a rock. Hold the shell still and I'll give it a whack! Kevin: Maybe it's a pinata and it's full of candy!
margueritem about 13 years ago
Ms. Bliss has no sense of adventure and discovery…
hesu1000 about 13 years ago
i thinks full of candy or fish poo.
Sisyphos about 13 years ago
Hang on, kids! A conch is a wonderful object, not to be destroyed! —Even if it has a doll shoe stuck in it.
GROG Premium Member about 13 years ago
Dream on, Kevin.
Arianne about 13 years ago
We would find petrified “Big Boy” sandwiches at the bottom of the toy box. (A sandwich my 3 year old made for himself when I wasn’t looking, consisting of 3 slices of bologna and 3 slices of cheese, and missing only 3 bites.)
Hillbillyman about 13 years ago
Alice take that conch home and smash it to smithereens and get that doll shoe out.
Elaine Rosco Premium Member about 13 years ago
Kevin…you are a buckethead.
cdward about 13 years ago
It’s a take-home project! Take it to the manhole cover, get an audience and smash it open.
WaitingMan about 13 years ago
My brother once brought home a conch shell from Jamaica. Inside the shell lived a delightful family of tropical cockroaches. Thanks a lot, bro.
Piksea Premium Member about 13 years ago
Am I the only person who likes poor little buckethead Kevin?
Lyons Group, Inc. about 13 years ago
What if it’s that jack-in-the-box clown? It might have teleported itself into Alice’s conch shell!
iced tea about 13 years ago
Maybe the doll is actually a lost little pixie inside trying to get out.
Popeyesforearm about 13 years ago
Buckethead Kev is gonna be Bucketbutt if he don’t lay off the sweets. Is that a shoehorn shell?
Popeyesforearm about 13 years ago
Or.. she’ll need a shoehorn to remove it from the conch. Some kind of shoe-horn-conch pun in there. Maybe it’s just me.
zhnun about 13 years ago
that is awesome