The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for September 26, 2011
September 25, 2011
September 27, 2011
Transcript:
Gladys: You wouldn't believe what a great sale they're having at Annabelle's! Gladys: I got this dress for an absurd figure! Brutus: If you aren't careful, a straight line like that can get you divorced!
finkd about 13 years ago
LLABDDO about 13 years ago
A man could bite his tongue off,holding back on a straight like that.
pouncingtiger about 13 years ago
He read my mind verbatim.
Woody157 about 13 years ago
You would be lucky if you get off with only a divorce.
Knightman Premium Member about 13 years ago
Absurd alright, Bwahhhh HaHaHaHa!!!!!!!!!
Rwill about 13 years ago
Goes along with; No those “pants” do not make your butt look fat.
ferritt123 about 13 years ago
Smart man!
Woody157 about 13 years ago
And a smart man tells a ‘little white lie’ when he is smart.
Jeff0811 about 13 years ago
I always liked the answer to that question, “You’re dress doesn’t make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat.”
iced tea about 13 years ago
She needs to lessen that absurd figure. No wonder Brutus is silent.
reader1k about 13 years ago
It took me several seconds to realize that she meant the price. I was thinking the same thing Brutus was thinking.
Woody157 about 13 years ago
Actually that is a danged if you do and danged if you don’t. Kind of like the question, “Have you stopped beating your wife? Yes or No”