Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 21, 2011

Another tragedy, but from whooooooooo?

Good choice, guys. Here on FA, we tend to shoot the messengers. If Vlad doesn’t do unspeakable things to them first..

How does that song go…O La Paloma Blanca… ?

Shucks. I just looked up a translation, and it’s a dove, not an owl. All my life I thought it was a song about an owl. Now what am I going to do?

HAHAHA!

Who gives a hoot?

I must be demented. I thought those were two pairs of fenceposts with, you know, eyes and beaks. That could talk.

Those owls are great! Simple, yet expressive!

The artist on that “How to Wow a Woman” ad obviously didn’t use this device. The perspective on her “assets,” both of which appear to be in front of his left arm, is all wrong.

ha! did you notice that where you send for the ‘how to wow a woman’ book is on ’BROAD" street in NYC??

Please don’t tell me that Brad and Angelina have split up!

This looks like a job for Fux News.

I hope this isnt Teresa’s way of sort of telling us FA is ending or something. That would be cruel. Too horrible to think about. NO!!!

IMDB needs to get some better photos of Yvette Vickers!(She was a Playboy playmate of the month at one time.)

sorry…. don’t see the punchline….. Where’s Mutt & Jeff when you need them?

It’s just two polititians disguised as paper bag owls. You don’t have to fear them.

Why does this happen to me? I stay up late!

Well, I found out that the movie was “Broadway Rhythm (1944)”, and Ginny Simms was one of the stars. All of the pictures of Ginny Simms that I could find sure look a lot like her.If you search YouTube for “Ginny Simms”, there are a number of videos, and the one’s that I’ve watched look like the same person too.Try the video at http://youtu.be/4rxm3L6AFWc for starters.

That “Solid Potato Salad” thing provided a fine example of why I’ve always hated musicals.