Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for October 08, 2011
Transcript:
RJ: Kids, we're breaking from the strip to tell you there's no such thing as unicorn ninja assassins. verne: or fairy weaponized drones. hammy: We made 'em all up! RJ: no need to tell your parents we scared the jelly bean out of you. verne: They don't look sared. hammy: they look bored. verne: At least the ones that aren't on their phones, playing video games or watching "jersey shore." tv: Bronzer! boys! booze! RJ: the three major snooki groups. verne: sigh...
Nebulous Premium Member about 13 years ago
What’s a “Snooki”?
spamster about 13 years ago
oddly enough I think “what” is the proper interogative Neb
JoelJ about 13 years ago
@NebulousRikulau: A sad indication of the mentality of the populous and the decline of evolutionary intelligence in the homosapien species that possibly will lead us to extinction like neantherals or de-evolve us into neantherals.
mydogarf about 13 years ago
…I’m sorry, did someone say something I was too busy watching “Jersey Shore”? Just kidding. I saw MAD make fun of it one time and I think they actually made it…smarter. That’s pretty bad when MAD has to raise it up to lower it.And the show is on what? Season 800?
jpsomebody about 13 years ago
Jersey Shore, Is that wear all the T-shirts from china wash up?
KEA about 13 years ago
I am so glad I don’t know what you are talking about.
TheSpanishInquisition about 13 years ago
I’m a kid, and I’m not on my phone, or playing a video game, or watching “Jersey Shore”. I’m reading Over the Hedge on gocomics.com.
hippogriff about 13 years ago
masterkrain: Good thing you waited for that IQ-temperature comment. In August, you would have excluded 95+% of the population. Or, if you want to be chemical, “room temperature” is 20°C (68°F) and you were too generous.
Dtroutma about 13 years ago
Watched about 8 minutes of Jersey Shore once, best sales pitch for vasectomies I’ve ever seen, also letting kids play on freeways.
firedome about 13 years ago
i feel like i’m the only american who has never seen even a part of an episode of jersey shore, but at least i can bask in the satisfaction of knowing i’m not missing anything.
weasleman4 about 13 years ago
I think I’d rather watch something with unicorn ninja assassins and weaponized fairy drones than jersey shore. From what I’ve heard, it’s just another “reality show” following a bunch of bratty rich kids with less than half a brain.
Koolfunkygrrl about 13 years ago
I’ve never watched Jersey Shore…although I’ve heard that Snooki is apparently a worse role model that Lindsay Lohan…..