Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for October 08, 2011
Transcript:
RJ: Kids, we're breaking from the strip to tell you there's no such thing as unicorn ninja assassins. verne: or fairy weaponized drones. hammy: We made 'em all up! RJ: no need to tell your parents we scared the jelly bean out of you. verne: They don't look sared. hammy: they look bored. verne: At least the ones that aren't on their phones, playing video games or watching "jersey shore." tv: Bronzer! boys! booze! RJ: the three major snooki groups. verne: sigh...
i feel like i’m the only american who has never seen even a part of an episode of jersey shore, but at least i can bask in the satisfaction of knowing i’m not missing anything.