The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 03, 2011

Har-de-har-har…

I just finished my two cups.a day that I allow myself. I would drink more but my eyeballs will be floting by 5:00 AM.

Those guys are really checking out those bottoms…

No thanks, I kind of need a bottom on mine.

I like warm bottoms…

If they change cups, they won’t be able to say “Bottoms up!” as they finish their coffee.

@corzak: re: yesterdays alligator comic … there was a 1980’s far side comic with 2 alligators lounging on the side of the Nile River with pith helmets, glasses and books laying around. Their stomachs were bulging and one says to the other: These are great … chewy on the outside, crunchy on the inside. He also did the polar bear one you mentioned …

bottoms up!

That is totally asinine….and the start of a well-rounded breakfast.

hey, my cup is leaking all over the table!oh, wait…..there seems be a crack in it

I never understand how some of y’all can drink too much coffee. That’s an oxymoron in my book. I drink cuban coffee, and not in those doll-house sized demitasse cups either – big honkin’ 24oz American mugs. My cubana introduced me to cafe con leche, and I supersized it; half that mug is espresso, the other half milk. Two in the morning, thank-you-very-much (maybe three), and two at night (or maybe four). Even before coffee I’d never been much of a long-sleeper, but coffee is the only way I can get to sleep! I was in a sleep study. No coffee, no tea, no caffeine. They kept me awake 24hrs then told me to sleep. Eventually they gave in and let me have my coffee; best sleep ever, a full 5 hours worth! 8 hours? That can wait until I’m dead!

funny

Must be at Starbutts…

I LIKE CREAM AND SUGAR ON MY BOTTOMS…

And finally a real butt of the joke.

You can’t argue with a two pot totin’ waitress with boobs like that….

I swear the art work in this cartoon is exactly like in “the Far Side.”