Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 27, 2011

I sense skepticism in Rat’s reaction.

Now,all you need is a table for snacks and a mini refrigerator and you’re set.

Pig would do it that way.

Hey, Rat. Toss me a roll.

…and if we were playing poker during the commercialsI wouldn’t bet against Pig’s flush.

I always though they should make barstools like that…or at least a bar-long urinal trough. Wouldn’t have to cut into your drinking time.

Garbage in, garbage out. The ideal bachelor’s den.

Reminds me of the Golden Girls – Sophia’s “old lady’s dream come true.”

Gross! How can one eat within view of a TOILET SEAT!?

Pig is still not entirely clear on the concept of good interior design….

THE TOILET PAPER!!! YOU FORGOT THE TOILET PAPER, PIG! I have a feeling Rat won’t be getting it for you!

They did finally get a flat lcd TV awhile back. Did it fail?

Too funny! I love this pig.

Pig will be very confused when he goes and tries to flush – what a mess.

hmm.not my choice of interior design,but its rather practical….hey,you can like customize your houses plumbing,and everything,right?

i wonder….hey,you can customize your houses plumbing,right?

Ewwwwwwwwwww…..

Perfect seat to view:Dancing With The StarsSurviverThe BachelorandThe BacheloretteDefinitely a four-flusher . . . . ☻

that must have required some major plumbing…

Does anyone else remember Tim Allen’s “Man’s Bathroom”?

@slimbrownweed – some of us like to change our name for the Halloween season.

as Archie Bunker once said: “you don’t buy beer, you just rent it”

The next step is the Matrix …

“BTW rat…. stay out of the basement…”

Hi Pearls friends, Stephan will be in Portland tonight signing books at Powell’s

http://bit.ly/oPqjXC 

If they have a Q&A ask him to tell you the story of the Falling Fins or the delicatessen suggestion box. You will laugh out loud or LOL as Stephan likes to say.

Simpsons? Pft. Golden Girls did it before them. (Quote 10: http://www.tv.com/shows/the-golden-girls/second-motherhood-4499/ )

He looks happier than a pig in…

Whooooooo!

xxx

classy.

In the movie Stay Tuned, there was a chair called the Napper Crapper 9000, which had a built-in TV, fridge, and toilet. And that’s only one of the reasons to watch this hilarious movie.

I’m sure all the programs he watches will just stink.

my thoughts exactly.

Appropriate with all of the cr— on television nowadays…

Thomas Crapper would be quite happy to see we’ve come this far. Advanced civilization fur sure.

i think someone already invented that

This is one of your better ones, lately.

My sentiment, too.

Top new shows for Pig to watch:Flushing With the StarsGlee (take out the “Gl,” add “P”)Two & a Half Men, 2.5 BathroomsHigh Fiber Survivorand anything on The CW (WC)

Also: The Price Pfister Is Right

Hey!!! this is a reaction to October 28th strip…“HOO-RAY!!!”

I don’t know why there’s no comment available: Pastis, you very great rascal, I love you. We have one slight ideological difference to debate, however. I favor guillotines…but we can discuss. Or toss a coin…? GOTP delenda est…! de Oppresso Liber…

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This reminds me of something my BIL would do!

How did he move the toilet with all the plumbing?

The Trump Hotel actually has that, you know.