Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for October 07, 2011
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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Governor Rick Science Hick starring Governor Rick Perry Science is a tricky devil... Ya gotta know which kinds of science to agree with, and which to yell at! Big Pharma NERREX Rick: They do science right! They invent stuff that we put in our bodies, and that makes MONEY! And campaign donations! Good work, boys. Climatology Rick: Buncha panty-waisted nitwits. A couple of hot days, and they're all in a panic talkin' about carbon emissions an' such! Bad fer bidness. Science History Note Don't forget: Like today's global warming skeptics, GALILEO had to go against the consensus of the powerful scientists of his day, like the POPE! Oil Science Rick: The best scientists of all! They can drill down for miles and extract OIL up to 9,000 years old! Evolutionism Rick: These fruitcakes want a monopoly on what we teach our kids. I say teach 'em creationism too, and they're smart enough to figger out what's what! Social Science Rick: The worst of the bunch! They'll point to the fact that abstinence-only education statistically leads to higher teen pregnancy rates. Woman: How about also giving information about birth control, and "Teaching the Controversy"? Rick: SHUT YER PIE HOLE, PENCIL-NECK! I'm talkin' 'bout SCIENCE to AMERICANS! END NEXT on Governor Rick, Science Hick Geology or, Naming Rocks Rick: I like to give 'em COLORFUL names!
pash13 about 13 years ago
Getting paid to put stupid words in the mouths of people you hate! Courage!
walruscarver2000 about 13 years ago
Quoting is not “putting words in peoples mouthes”. I live with this cretin.
michael Premium Member about 13 years ago
Spot on!
BrianCrook about 13 years ago
Four elections: George Bush twice & Rick Perry twice: Texas shows how terrible is its educational system.
GESWho about 13 years ago
If you don’t like the truth, get out of the game….
Twowheelrich about 13 years ago
Rick Perry- the evolution of Idiocracy
Malcolm Hall about 13 years ago
Beating a dead horse. Load up on Mitt; he’ll be the nominee. Althought Ruben is hardly an Obama fan either. Rino vs Dino.
chukuriuk about 13 years ago
George, how much are you being paid to put stupid words in your own mouth? Just asking.
mysterycycle about 13 years ago
Good thing Perry’s not running for Scientist-In-Chief.
Bob. about 13 years ago
The goober we have now has just about doomed us already.
Pharmakeus Ubik about 13 years ago
The goober we didn’t elect in 2000 certainly did a number on us.
ickymungmung about 13 years ago
Texas is where bullshit was perfected, but it doesn’t always travel well. Maybe they should work with some scientists to come up with a protective coating?
Davepostmp about 13 years ago
The truth.
jpozenel about 13 years ago
Yeah, I’m beginning to think you’re right on that.
Malcolm Hall about 13 years ago
I’m beginning to think that McCain and Palin would have made the last 4 years far more entertaining. Not the least bit better, but far funnier.
EricAlder about 13 years ago
The character looks an awful lot like Ronald Regan.
drtom01 about 13 years ago
To run for President on the Republican ticket you have to prove that you are anti science and a religious zealot. Otherwise you will never make it thru the Primary’s.