The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 20, 2011
October 19, 2011
October 21, 2011
Transcript:
Cop: Isn't that the 360-degree killer? Sigh... we lock 'em up, they get out, we put 'em behind bars again. Cop: It's a vicious circle, Sarge. Cop: I know, Mahoney... I know.
This really struck a chord with me, but then I went off on a tangent. Tough arc to follow, circular logic. Put out an APB with a large radius. The folks at HQ are gonna think we R square.
Ancient Judaism had the right idea. They set up two or three cities they called "Sanctuary of Refuge. As long as a Crook stayed in these cities they were safe. Let them leave and they could be hunted down and killed. I think they were smarter than we are.
margueritem about 13 years ago
Some nasty teeth on that circle.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 13 years ago
They’ll never really get him squared away, unless they get a better angle on the case.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 13 years ago
the two of you could at least corner him, though, and save that poor guy an arm and a leg.
osceola about 13 years ago
What is Mahoney eating? An unvicious circle? Or is that a just donut taking revenge on the guy outside?
cdward about 13 years ago
(adding music..) “It’s the circle of life…”
Elaine Rosco Premium Member about 13 years ago
That 360 killer needs to make a 180 change in his life.
jreckard about 13 years ago
Is this the shape of things to come?
HaydonCamp about 13 years ago
Maybe Mahoney should’ve ordered Pi.
Digital Frog about 13 years ago
They should have sent out circulars warning the public he was hanging a round again.
Packratjohn Premium Member about 13 years ago
This really struck a chord with me, but then I went off on a tangent. Tough arc to follow, circular logic. Put out an APB with a large radius. The folks at HQ are gonna think we R square.
ibbilly about 13 years ago
looks like a guy playing with a hoola hoop wih his arm in a cast.
route66paul about 13 years ago
We are so shocked, everyone thought he was so well rounded.
keechum about 13 years ago
Ancient Judaism had the right idea. They set up two or three cities they called "Sanctuary of Refuge. As long as a Crook stayed in these cities they were safe. Let them leave and they could be hunted down and killed. I think they were smarter than we are.
bubujin_2 Premium Member about 13 years ago
That’s one way of looking at it, Sarge, in a roundabout way.
Stephen Gilberg about 13 years ago
If it’s a circle and not a sphere, then how do they keep it behind bars?
LingeeWhiz about 13 years ago
Put him on the rack and stretch him into a rectangle. Or would that be torture?
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML about 13 years ago
That crime ring gets a round….
Grover Premium Member about 13 years ago
That could be the worst pun of all time.
Popeyesforearm about 13 years ago
They’ll arrest him when they get “a round” to it.
Popeyesforearm about 13 years ago
Dang, I didn’t see yours until I posted. Sorry for the plagerism.
Saucy1121 Premium Member about 13 years ago
When Pac-Man goes bad.
Curiosity Will Kill Me, Too almost 13 years ago
It just never seems to stop.