Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for October 16, 2011

Doesn’t napping on the couch wrinkle them anyway?

All that starch has gone to his brain.

Change the lock Flo, Quick.

If he actually left, were would he go?

Banish him to the woodshed,

The only place he would go is the pub, until they boot him out the door, then its automatic back home to the couch

There’s your chance Flo!

Change the locks!

xxx

Won’t last long Flo so enjoy the quiet while you can.

Flo would miss him so much! You know she loves him from the bottom of her heart. She would have to in order to put up with him all these years.

What’s “ironing?”