Brevity by Dan Thompson for November 01, 2011

I was wondering why there aren’t any green ones, but then I realized it was because they were too sour to show up to graduation!

What’s eating gilbert grape? :)

Isn’t he awfully small to be out on his own already?

Yeah, I know he seems very sweet, but he doesn’t look totally mature.I’d hate to see him start hanging with the wrong bunch and get in a jam.

grape expectations! hahaha!

guess it should have been “WHO’S eating Gilbert Grape?”

d arn it! I was going to say he had a movie career ahead of him.

His brother was a concord pilot until the accident. Afterwards, he was convicted of insurance fraud (He claimed to be in pain but it turned out to be sham pain)

Frog,he could have put a cab salve on it.

Maybe he’ll put the squeeze on his parents until they whine about it too much and he stomps out. That’s the current state of affairs with a lot of young grads these days.

Just stomp on him and he’d give out a little whine.

Is it legal for him to become alcohol? Statutory grape?

I hear his sister became a cabernet dancer.

The title of this panel is Grape Expectations

Oops. I see someone made my comment before me (Grape Expectations) so I humbly withdraw. Sorry.

Only able to fall back on R/Bran when he’s old & wrinkled.

Konrad! grape minds think alike

I’m sure his brother, Alexander, will go on to much bigger things!

I could have said currant but then I’d have to change whine to wine. Are there rules? I’m new at this punny business.