The Buckets by Greg Cravens for November 21, 2011
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Transcript:
I bet dogs can actually speak just like people, but they have a secret society, and won't talk around us. Yeah! They probably talk all the time when we're not here. Actually, dogs don't have the right kind of anatomy in their throats and mouths to speak like people. Oh, right, dad. Like you're an expert on dog throats. So anyhow, I bet they use our phones when we leave the house.
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LLABDDO about 13 years ago
C’mon dad, tell them the truth.You’re right boys. Dogs can talk. In fact dogs are spies.They work for parents, how do you think your mom and dad know when you break house rules? Dogzilla’s a snitch.
gregcartoon Premium Member about 13 years ago
Rules from the average kid:Dad isn’t an expert on anything.Speculation equals Possibility.Lunch needs to be sooner..That’s it. Those are all the rules, right?
Tue Elung-Jensen about 13 years ago
Silly – dogs dont talk. They use telepathy.
Comic Minister Premium Member about 13 years ago
Some kids don’t understand about dogs.
Number Three about 13 years ago
LOL LOL, I would get a fright if one did talk.
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Hunter7 about 13 years ago
another kid rule: NO from dad means yes. NO from mom means NO. Unless you do the puppy eyes. Then its a MAYBE, which of course means YES!!.Both dogs and cats use telepathy. They occasionally let the odd word escape because we humans can be sooooo dense!
brick10 about 13 years ago
My dog used the phone and my credit card to order things for delivery during the day.