The Buckets by Greg Cravens for November 21, 2011
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I bet dogs can actually speak just like people, but they have a secret society, and won't talk around us. Yeah! They probably talk all the time when we're not here. Actually, dogs don't have the right kind of anatomy in their throats and mouths to speak like people. Oh, right, dad. Like you're an expert on dog throats. So anyhow, I bet they use our phones when we leave the house.
Rules from the average kid:Dad isn’t an expert on anything.Speculation equals Possibility.Lunch needs to be sooner..That’s it. Those are all the rules, right?